I’m sick in a bar fight. I beat people senseless and I never lose. I get really drunk and I’m still untouchable. That’s why it was a great idea when I heard about ultimate fighting. I knew I would be a great fighter because of all the bar fighting I do. How was I supposed to lose I already had a record of 20-0 in bar fights. When I went to see an agent about getting fights he told me I would have to train.

And training meant getting a full time trainer and paying him a pretty significant amount of money. I couldn’t afford it right away. He told me I would only need a trainer for a few months and then I could take my money I won and use it to pay for more training. I had to find money to afford it right now. I asked around but I couldn’t get a loan with anyone because I had bad credit.

I looked online and found car title loans in Nashville, Tennessee. It would be instant money in a loan and I would be able to keep my car. The only thing I had to give up was my car title. I just filled out an application and I got a call back right away.

I had my first fight just the other day. It didn’t go so well. I think I’m going to retire.